Chunder Chamber Chow Down by Armitage Shanks
It’s the final of the Chow Down eating contest at the 13th Annual Puddinhedz Git Together, a three-day festival of the world’s shittiest music, carnival rides, and deep-fried everything… but with two contenders still going strong the food has run out! Rather than declare a tie, a sudden-death final battle is called where the two finalists will have to devour the contents of the festival’s porta-potties… but what if the sentient slobby poo-poo lurking in the chemical septic tanks don’t want to be eaten?
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Categories: Armitage Shanks, Short Story
Tags: extreme, extreme horror, extreme horror books, hardcore horror, indie horror, indie horror books, Splatterpunk
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Armitage Shanks has been called “the next Stephen R. King” and has been proud to regularly nominate himself for any number of prestigious awards in the exxxtreme horror sub-genre. As with most author bios, he will tell you that he is “owned” by several cats, as if that trite piece of fucking cliched whimsy will somehow endear him to you.
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